Franky the Russian

Russian is the obvious one. To me he looks more like Anthony Hopkins

Franky and His Arch-Enemy

Franky and the cat see each other all the time at the hardware store. They hate each other. When Franky is cruising by on the sidewalk in front of the hardware store, which happens several times a day, he always looks through the door to see if the cat is there so he can bark and kick his legs and be a tough guy. Sometimes when Franky isn't looking the cat runs up to him on the sidewalk with his back all bent to spring into action. They obviously hate each other but they are both unwilling to come within three feet of each other so I never worry about Franky getting hurt, because although I love Franky I think that his arch-enemy would claw his eyes out in 2 seconds. However the above two photos were taken on a weird day when Franky was actually scary to the cat in the hardware store, and so the cat ran up the ladder, like the complete coward that he is because Franky would have killed him.

Franky at Dinner

We've somehow lead him to believe that he is a member of the family.

Franky and the Pig Femur

The dude at the bodega meant well, but it was much too big for Franky. All he could do was lick it and feel inadequate.

Franky and his Brush

Anything witty I could write here would only be a distraction from Franky's utter cuteness

Franky Can Spy

Just because you locked the door it doesn't mean he can't watch you go

Franky is Possesed II

This is what happens when Franky cannot reach the BBQ

Franky is Immortal

Above is a 12ft by 12ft painting of Franky painted by Jim Herbert from the photo below. I think the painting captures Franky's eye-gunk beautifully.

Franky the Hobo

...and so Franky made himself a lean-to and held up for the night on a bench by the Newtown Creak